I.D. Cards
My junior year high school sudent I.D. NICE braces.
Know what's great? On the day of your I.D. photo,
getting a GIANT ZIT right between your eyes.
My very first California I.D. card (didn't get a licence
until a few years later). I was a donor, you know...
My college I.D. As you can see, I worked my way through
college as a Miami Vice-era drug lord...