Quest for a new MySpace photo
(02/05/06)
Needed a new photo to use on my MySpace profile. So tried some. And let the narcissism begin...now.
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Yeah, it's my head. |
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And here I'm being mysterious.
Why is it mysterious? Well, you don't know for sure if I have a
mouth, for one thing... |
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Trust me. I'm non-threatening.
Not a serial killer. |
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Figured a smile wouldn't hurt
with that whole "not a serial killer" thing. |
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So maybe one more, just to be
safe. I do look kind of shifty, so every little bit helps. |
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And that's my Magnum P.I. look.
Gets me out of trouble with Honolulu PD all the time. Never works
on Higgins, though... |
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I could be from New York. You
never know. No, wait, the Kings hat gives it away. |
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And sometimes it never hurts
to look a little stoned... |
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And sometimes the ladies want
to be sure that you have teeth, too. |
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Is that a grin or a smirk? I
can't be sure. |
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And I may have just lost my
non-serial-killer cred. |
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That's right...Ice...Man. I
AM dangerous. |
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And it's the look that says
I'm really tired of sitting still for these pictures. |
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Yes, I find ALL your jokes funny!
See how sensitive I am to your needs? |