KEVIN'S FLORIDA GOING AWAY PARTY

08/27/05

Kevin went and took himself a job in Florida, so A.T. decided to throw him a little going away party...volunteering Chris's house for it, of course. A great night was had by all, one that ended up being an impromptu Mission Park gang reunion.

	Kevin, Jon and Scott. Baaaadasses.
	Chris's shirt. With special guest, Kevin.
	The party in full schwing. That's Tim with the Kings shirt.
	While Tim is distracted, Chris goes in for a hug on Tammy. *I* see how this works...
	The Mission Park boys. Older, heavier, with less hair. Here's Tim, A.T., Chris, Kevin, Jon and Scott. Hey, where Where's Ken (tm)?
	And I had to get in on that action. All this party's missing is a case of Blatz and some skanky club girls and it'd be just like the old days.
	Darcy and Kevin chatting.
	Kevin feeds his short hair fetish by feeling up the back of Darcy's head.
	Kevin explains to James why he was feeling up the back of his wife's head.
	Ken, Darcy and Jon.
	Scott and A.T. doing some catching up, couch-style.
	Kyle and Chris getting in on the conversation.
	Looks like Kevin's still explaining. Doesn't look like James is buying it.
	Kevin, James and me.
	And it's Ken's HEEAADD! AHHH!
	Me, Darcy, Kevin and Jon.
	A.T.'s feet. Had to switch to the wide angle lens for that one.
	Kevin and A.T., talking the talk.
	James and Jon, doing the same.
	James and Darcy coming over to join Chris and Scott.
	A.T.'s telling that story. Yeah, that one. Kevin never ceases to find that funny. Kyle has no idea what they're talking about.
	James and Scotty.
	Party conversations.
	Why yes, says Scott, I WILL have another. And his friendly bartender, Mike, is there to meet his needs.
	Jon lounges. Film at eleven.
	Darcy begins to suspect there might be something IN that watermelon (hic!).
	That's right, ladies. The Scott Man is here for your pleasure.
	Ok, I've officially forgotten Chris's roommate's name. Was it Mike? Sue me, it was a party. I've forgotten lots more at other parties, believe me.
	And speaking of heads...IT'S A.T.'s!!! AHHHHH!!
	And nothing quite says male bonding like liquor and Liar's Dice.
	And the lies continue.
	I think Chris's cigar smoke blowing is his tell...
	D.J. A.T. working his magic at the PC.
	Scott tries to focus and figure out if Kevin is lying. But focusing isn't Scott's strong suit at this point of the party...
	A.T.'s still spinning them MP3s, baby! Play Freebird, dude!
	Kevin and Jon talking with a woman. Let me see. I'm going to GUESS the topic has to do with sex...
	Hey, there's something you don't see every day. Ken smoking a cigarette.
	Kyle and Chris, smokin' and jokin'.
	Kevin chats up A.T.
	Kyle and me, having some stogies. Honest, Kyle is FINE to drive...
	Darcy, James and Jon.
	A.T. and Kyle can't BELIEVE they fell for that! Kevin, meanwhile, knew he had them EXACTLY where he wanted them.
	Chip, offers Scott?
	Sure, Chris is having fun NOW. He hasn't thought about the fact that he's the one who has to clean up later.
	For just a moment, a glimpse of Scott's true demonic nature.
	I call this work "Party Table". You can bid on it at next week's gallery auction.
	Kevin discusses something with Jon while, in the background, Darcy appears to be strangling Chris.
	Chris, Kevin and Darcy.
	Scott showing why he was captain of the Debate Team in high school. With moves like that, who else stood a chance?
	Scott and Chris.
	"Jon, Jon...YOU know what I'm talking about..."
	Scott and Chris get festive.
	It's all bells and whistles to me, baby.
	Scott looks suspiciously like he's partied a little TOO much. I don't think it's safe for Kyle to be sitting there. Plus, I think James got bit by a zombie.
	Okay, so I can't remember the roommate's name, but it looks like he tells a really interesting story.
	More party antics.
	And...still talking about sex.
	James keeps his bride safe during a particularly suspenseful and spooky sex story.
	Kyle and Chris doing air guitar. Like you do...
	All right, it's time for DJ Kevin to take over. And Scott finally decides he shouldn't be seen in these photos.
	Okay, time for ONE more quick sex story first...
	...THEN it's back to DJ Kevin duty.
	All it takes is a little boy band music, and the guys with daughters get their GROOVE on (as they know all those songs too well).
	Chris and Kevin continue their boy band groove, and Scott's look pretty much says it all.
	Groove continues. Scott's look is now back to the "partied too much" one.
	Chris grooves alone, Scott realizes mega-liquor and boy band crooning do not mix. Hold onto it, man. You can do it.
	And the dice action continues late into the night.
	Kevin decides that while Chris is nimble and agile and all, maybe dancing with a girl would be more pleasant. So he ropes Darcy in. And Scott continues his downward spiral.
	Darcy and Kevin swing. Scott romances a Dorito.
	Darcy and Kevin cut a rug, Scott tries to remember where he is.
	I say again, lades. For...your...pleasure.
	Chris LOVES it when a plan comes together. And Kevin kind of looks like he's been slapped. Maybe that dance didn't end well...
	And it's time for the "I love you, man" portion of the party. Must be 3am already.
	Chris, Kevin, Scott and A.T.
	DJ Chris makes a selection. DJ Kevin appears to disagree with it.
	Kevin spots the incoming meteor seconds before the whole of Carmichael is destroyed in a massive fireball of death.
	Mike and Jon. Lyin'. Dicin'.
	It's this defense mechanism I have. When guys try to lick me, I just ignore it and rock out and hope they go away.
	DJ Kevin has Scott getting his freak on.
	And Scott's freak is still on.
	Kevin and Chris would just like to say "ROCK AND ROLL, MOTHER %&#!!!"
	And somewhere just before sunrise, the dice are still rolling.
	And the boys wind up the dice action and bid farewell to another memorable party...and to Kevin. The End. But the Mission Park boys will return in "From Roseville With Love".

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